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Posted on 16th Aug at 12:45 AM, with 266,957 notes

mia7437:

creamchis:

jerryterry:

scotchtapeofficial:

jerryterry:

neopoints:

me n the girls walkin into target headed straight to the clearance bread rack

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jerrod how long did it take you to photoshop all that bread

Did it the lazy easy way: 

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It may be less than stellar, but I have a strict personal rule: “don’t put longer than 30 minutes’ effort into a fetish joke”. The second you hit 30:01, the exposure becomes lethal and the fetish becomes unironic.

FETISH?????????

god i wish i were you

Posted on 9th Aug at 11:32 PM, with 1,721 notes
phillip-bankss:
“ko-fi request: “hey there, huge fan of your work and the general wacky vibes you exude. if you you have the time could you draw revolver ocelot dressed as one of the cowboys from the “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver” music video? thanks,...
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phillip-bankss:

ko-fi request: “hey there, huge fan of your work and the general wacky vibes you exude. if you you have the time could you draw revolver ocelot dressed as one of the cowboys from the “Wynona’s Big Brown Beaver” music video? thanks, keep up the good work”

Posted on 26th Jul at 9:30 PM, with 9,807 notes
runwaydoll:
“Paris Hilton at her 21st Birthday Party (my edit)
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runwaydoll:

Paris Hilton at her 21st Birthday Party (my edit)

Posted on 19th Jul at 11:39 AM, with 78 notes

kramergate:

the “two people meet each other in virtual/augmented reality and look nothing like their avatars in person” trope but its me presenting online as les claypool in the tommy the cat video

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